NO PROMISES Just decentralised chaos, fully intentional.

Rug Slug

A tiny homepage for a big idea: keep it simple, ship fast, stay weird. This site is the on-chain-adjacent front door — links, lore, and whatever comes next.

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. No guarantees, no expectations, no “wen”. If you’re here for certainty, you took a wrong turn at the carpet store.
STATUS
LIVE // v0.1
HOSTING
Cloudflare Pages // global
BUILD STYLE
Plain HTML // no fluff
VIBE
Slightly suspicious // perfect